Grow Sideburns Birthday' Hilarious 8.5 x 11 Inch Greeting Card w/Envelope Funny Cartoon - Two Women and One Man in Bed, Looking Up at Ceiling Mirror - Threesome - Personalized Bday Message J8367BDG

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CARD'S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS: Double your fun and have a happy birthday! - Roman poet and teacher of rhetoric Ausonius wrote Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years. No matter how old we get, it matters only that we are happy. Send love and happiness to a friend on his/her birthday. It's the greatest gift. Or maybe second greatest to sex.
SIZE: This JUMBO 8.5 x 11 Inch notecard is the perfect way to greet a friend or loved one on his/her birthday. It can be described as Extra Large, compared to ordinary greeting cards. It makes a Big impact and it leaves a Big impression. American author, storyteller and humorist Garisson Keillor said, You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories. Tell your friend to create more stories, even R18 ones.
USE: Give this high quality stationery set as a gift on your friend's birthday. It ships pre-folded in a protective wrapper with a mailing envelope for your convenience. Vincent Van Gogh said, Close friends are truly life's treasures. Their presence reminds us that we are never really alone. Tell your friend he definitely shouldn't be alone on his birthday.
ABOUT THE CARD - Keeping US jobs at home, most of our products are Made in the USA (some printed in Canada) for more than 39 years, unlike our off-brand Chinese competitors! We print our greetings on snow white, thick, recycled cardstock, made from renewable farmed trees. Our print on demand technology is a modern (we no longer use papyrus, naturally) eco friendly, reduces waste and minimizes environmental impact.
ABOUT US - Founded in 1980, NobleWorks - and The Best Card Company, its non-humor division - is an award winning brand and an American based, family owned stationery publisher. A proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, we strive for 100% perfection and customer satisfaction - every card, every order, every time. We create cards for children, kids at camp, & adults. We are here to serve whether you purchased our stationary directly from us or from authorized resellers

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GIVE THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER
French writer and philosopher Voltaire wrote, God gave us the gift of life, it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. Who would argue that a life celebrated with a threesome is not a life well lived?! Send cheers to more birthdays and a humorous friendship!

OVER 35 YEARS OF QUALITY HUMOR
NobleWorks' fun & humorous greeting cards have been making people laugh & blush since 1980 BC (before eCards were present). These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the good old USA. Many of our fabulous custom & colorful cards are also available blank to appease one's closeted creative urges. You are free to make these blank and generic fold over cards more modern & unique to your work or office, write personal messages, or draw cute & fancy pictures...There are merely 7,000 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risqu to inappropriate dirty adult humor gifts, offering a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions.

Are you thinking a lasting impression is important? - ORDER NOW! Dare to laugh!